Sesame Street Ernie Unicorns hump in the dark
aloha. my name is alinaa.

chekhov:

sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

Who the fuck has the time to do this shit

(via kyaryftsatan)

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Posted
15 hours ago
sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:

hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

sofapizza:

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:

hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

a track star is born

(via cheerstoyourhappiness)

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Posted
18 hours ago

easyblusherin:

OMG MY DAD, EVERYONE
my moms away for a bit and it’s just him and my brother.

(via definitive)

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Posted
1 day ago
youngpreciosa:

grandmasterbooty:

woodmeat:

joseguwop:

First day of school type shit

!!!!!

bruh look like a simpsons character

crine

youngpreciosa:

grandmasterbooty:

woodmeat:

joseguwop:

First day of school type shit

!!!!!

bruh look like a simpsons character

crine

(via queenofthebadbitches)

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Posted
1 day ago

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

oh my god

(via lamenesssauce)

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135845
Posted
1 day ago

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

oh my god

(via lamenesssauce)

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Posted
1 day ago

somecutewhiteboy:

Ellen is like hollywood’s quirky gay mom

(Source: sandandglass, via predictable-much)

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Posted
1 day ago

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via anidioticblogger)

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439005
Posted
1 day ago

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via anidioticblogger)

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Posted
1 day ago

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

(via epic-humor)

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Posted
1 day ago
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