Sesame Street Ernie Unicorns hump in the dark
aloha. my name is alinaa.

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

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sharkeishaa:

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

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condorn:

do you think fish ever get thirsty

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whitedad:

i know what we’re all thinking

whitedad:

i know what we’re all thinking

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vinegod:

When the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active in front of your parents by Mike Hammontree

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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

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saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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