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aloha. my name is alinaa.
spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

(via fuckuary)

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via i-fuckingjust)

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thatfunnyblog:

parents: you need a haircut

me: image

(Source: carnevore, via toodopetoexist)

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1 day ago
Anonymous asked: what do you plan to do during summer?


Answer:

corpish:

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1 day ago

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

(via toodopetoexist)

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wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

(Source: hashbrovvn, via sluttyoliveoil)

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1 day ago

hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via lizziemcjagger)

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1 day ago

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

image

(via tgifab)

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communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

(Source: communistbakery, via imwatchingyoumate)

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