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aloha. my name is alinaa.

lasagnababy:

when you’re the only well behaved kid in the whole class

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(via slapmytitties)

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foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

(Source: c0cainkeys, via urbran)

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destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via dutchster)

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via laughcentre)

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via laughcentre)

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chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via laughcentre)

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